Monday, January 7, 2013

I Love You, Ma Bell!

Julian Assange, from Wikileaks, at the SKUP co...
Julian Assange, from Wikileaks, at the SKUP conference for investigative journalism, Norway, March 2010 (see (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My chickens are coming home to roost.

Or my words are. 

Is there really a difference

between chickens and words when all is said and done?

I mean what's it all going to matter in a hundred years, eh?


Anyway, that's the way I'm hoping Bell Canada is going to see it this week.

I'm switching my internet provider over from Bell Mobility to

Cheaper rates and I won't have to deal with Mr.
Slowasmolassesanddumbasadoorknob at the Bell Mobility
torture chamber store anymore.

The problem is that I bad mouthed Bell in several a blog.

And I'm worried that just the way the US waited grimly for Wikileaks
front man Julian Assange to make the teensy weensy mistake of not
wearing a condom one night in a Swedish hotel room, Ma Bell who
knows all and sees all, has been roiling and seething, waiting for me
to try to sneak on board.

Just kidding Ma!!!!

Didn't mean it, Ma!!!!

Anyway,  I'm hoping to be back online Wednesday.


If the river don't rise.

And Ma's in a forgiving mood.

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Debra She Who Seeks said...

Good luck!

Jane said...

Hehe! Big Mother's got her eye on you...

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Hahahaha...keep a low profile for awhile, Francie!

Doug Jamieson said...

If Ma doesn't want you, Pa Rogers will always be happy to take you in. He loves to adopt you Bell orphans.

I moved into his house a few years ago, and have found it pretty hospitable.

Introverted Art said...

hahahahaha This is just freaking hilarious. Be careful, Big Brother is watching ;-)

Magaly Guerrero said...

Bake some cyber-cookies for it. Sweets always help ;-)

Pandorah's Box said...

Teehheeee! They deserved it, the bad mouthing.

Come back to us soon!

momto8 said...

good luck...