Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Good Little Girl



I'm sure you are all wondering if this angelic child could possibly

be the same little girl who used to execute her Betsey Wetsey Doll.
 
 

Bwa ha ha.

 

Friday, February 1, 2013

How Women Get Their Ideas


1.  A woman's thought is fertilized by the male essence of the universe
 
and grows in the bloody womb of her mind.






2.   It travels down through her heart, her lungs, her stomach, her solar plexis





3. and emerges pure and wise from the birth canal.





 
But then, you knew that already...
 
 
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Sunday, September 2, 2012

Sunday Morning Thoughts on Whoring

A Vindication of the Rights of Whores
A Vindication of the Rights of Whores (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's niece, Krista Ford, recently came under fire for tweeting that women can avoid sexual assault and stay safe by not dressings like whores.

??

It seems to me there are two separate issues in that tweet.

 

The first one is staying safe.

Staying safe involves keeping away from dangerous places, avoiding questionable people, being prepared for emergencies when you are driving in your car, not being alone when walking around at night, etc. etc. 

All the usual unfair stuff.

But staying safe doesn't have anything to do with what you are wearing.

You could be in your glorious bare nakedness

or in your favourite burka,

it wouldn't matter to a rapist.
 

Clothes don't cause rape.

 

The other issue has to do with how women are judged in our society.


The reason whores dress like whores is because they are in the business of selling their bodies not their minds.

Therefore if whoring is not how you put bread on the table then you need to get rid of those low riding shorts.

You know - the ones that show your tat.

Jeesh!


You want people to think that you are a mindless, cheap slut who gets on her knees for a toonie?




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