Remember those Magic Pig Wands from about fifteen years ago?
Remember how you waved them over your food and the Magic Pig would remove all of the calories?
Boy, they were great.
I mean you could eat
ANYTHING.
ANYTHING.
Well I'm happy to say they are back.
Or one is.
I have recently come into possession of the new improved
MAGIC PIG WAND.
MAGIC PIG WAND.
ABSOLUTELY guaranteed to remove all of those nasty calories AND it arrived just in time for the holiday goodie season!
Made of GENUINE gold, ruby, diamond, pearl, emerald and sapphire
coloured plastic sequins, pipe cleaners, odds and ends and glass beads!
WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
Would YOU like to own the Magic Pig Wand?
All you need to do is leave a comment at the end of this blog or on my face book page telling me
the name of the city where you spent Christmas of 1989!
I'll put all of the names in a hat and announce the winner
TUESDAY!
TUESDAY!
I promise to do my best to get the Magic Pig Wand to
you
before Christmas.
you
before Christmas.
I will even mail it to my far flung comrades in Russia if I have to!
Contest closes Moday at 6 p.m. North Pelham Time. (Think Toronto, Nrw York, etc.)
Instructions included.
Just not in Russian.
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