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Okay, where is she?
Where's Mrs. Satan?
Christians have a well developed male god named, well, God.
He can be merciless and vindictive to evil doers as well as
loving and protective to His people.
Christians also have an evil god named Satan.
If you aren't careful he can lead you to do bad things and
then God won't want you in heaven.
This makes Satan happy because then he gets to keep your soul
in hell for all eternity causing you endless excruciating pain.
My problem with all of this should be obvious.
Where's Mrs. God and even more puzzling where is Mrs. Satan?
Well, truth be known, Mrs. God is making a comeback.
And I must say it is about time.
For thousands of years before the Israelites brought the
warlike Yahweh out of the desert people worshipped
the Goddess(es).
And today, many women
not finding themselves reflected in the Christian God or church are returning to
paganism.
And the movement is growing.
Quietly.
Underground.
But that leaves one person unaccounted for.
Where the hell is Mrs. Satan?
The question is more important than you might think.
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