Thursday, August 30, 2012

Secnarf Speaks from the Great Beyond

Francie:  Secnarf!  Is it really you?

Secnarf: Sort of.  I'm on the other side now.

Francie: Eek.  You mean you joined the Tories??

Secnarf: Hardly.  Everybody here is a Dipper. 

And it happened long before Jack Layton arrived.

Francie: Jack Layton!  You mean you are ...?

Secnarf: Just tell my fans that I'm at that big Rhinoceros Party of Canada Political Convention in the Great Beyond.

Francie:  Gosh, Secnarf, how did it happen? 

Last we heard you were in Ottawa having secret meetings with Justin Trudeau.

If I remember correctly you were thinking of running for the leadership of the Liberal Party.

Secnarf (sighs):  Yes I was going to call the new party the Progressive Resolute Erudite Persons Occupying Safe Territory Party.

When I combined it with the Rhinoceros Party it would have become the P.R.E.P.O.S.T.EROS PARTY of Canada.

It looked like I was on my way to the top.

But then Bev Oda pushed me into the Rideau Canal.

Francie: That's terrible.

Secnarf: I know. I never got to finish my orange juice.

Francie:  Well I'm sorry to get such terrible news.

Orange juice is just so expensive.

Secnarf:  And so political!

Oh, well I'm off to Quebec.

The provincial election is next week and I'm planning to present the new Rhinoceros Party of Canada platform.


We promise to solve the language issue by making everyone speak and write in Cree.


We also promise to solve the $16 per glass of orange juice for travelling Canadian politicians problem by annexing the state of Florida and making it our 11th province. 


Francie:  Well I'm not sure the Americans won't notice that Florida is missing but it's worth a try I guess.


But anyway, Secnarf, I thought you said you were... well, dead.


Secnarf:  Hey, I've been in Toronto all week.



Remember folks:


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CorvusCorax12 said...

"We promise to solve the language issue by making everyone speak and write in Cree."
hehe, love it !!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

OMG Secnarf, I'm so glad you're okay and still in the land of the living, after having survived Bev Oda, Justin Trudeau AND *shudder* Toronto! Canada needs you now more than ever!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Bahahahaha...I love this, Francie. Poor Secnarf.

And the Cree suggestion is hilarious!

Introverted Art said...

OMG, this is just so freaking hilarious !!!!!

Victoria said...

ha are hilarious..thanks for the smiles..and your are fab writer too..shine on!Your friends must adore you and all the giggles you give them!

Magaly Guerrero said...

Floridians speak great Cree. And they like to skinny-deep, so I guess they'll make the transition into Dippers quite effortlessly. What's a little spelling, or pronunciation, or different parts of the continent, or... well, it's not hard, that's what I'm saying.

Hm, I want orange juice.

Pandorah's Box said...

Hahahaha! Too much! This was brilliant!