As I nosed
the spy car into a parking spot at the grocery
store
yesterday I noticed that the man parked in the
adjoined space
ahead of me was getting into his car.
"Oh
good," I thought, "I'll be able to pull ahead!
No worries
about backing up and squashing somebody
when I
leave."
Our cars
were sitting bumper to bumper so I kept
my hands on
the steering wheel and peered at him
intently.
He yawned,
leaned an arm out the window and gazed
blankly off
to the side, avoiding my gaze.
"Oh
rats," I thought, "He's waiting for somebody,
probably
his wife is in the store getting her groceries."
I sighed in
resignation thinking of all the flattened
bodies I'd
be leaving in my wake when I left and
I turned
the spy car off.
The minute
I shut my car down he smiled and
backed out.
So I shot his back wheels out.
The female
police officer who arrived shortly after
complimented
me on my restraint and gave him a
ticket for being
a public nuisance.
:D
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