Friday, October 21, 2011

Like Father, Like Daughter, Oddly


My father called it good old fashioned Canadian ingenuity.

As a matter of fact, he gave me the impression that Canadian Ingenuity was exactly what won World war II.

Oh sure the Yanks and the Brits had ingenuity but according to Dad, theirs wasn't like real CANADIAN ingenuity.



Recently my brothers and I have had the sad and difficult job of going through Dad's things.

We've marvelled at what he kept.  Like most people who lived through the Great Depression, he never threw anything away.

Nothing was ever too small or too broken that it might not find a use somewhere else. 



Over the years I learned to be careful what I told Dad I needed because Canadian Ingenuity is a double edged sword.

It can also be spelled O-D-D.



For example he didn't understand why someone might not want a dining room chair with one leg refashioned out of an old hockey stick.  



And the oddness of Canadian ingenuity is exactly what I thought I would never embrace. 

I didn't realize how insidious it is.

How it creeps up on a person.



You see, a few days ago I bumped into one of my neighbours when we were out walking our dogs. 

She was wearing the most beautiful pair of rubber rain boots.



"Oh thanks," she said when I told her how nice they looked. "They cost me $100 but they are worth it!"

Up until that moment I had been quite pleased with the ingenious solution that I had found to the problem of being caught in the rain.

So i must tell you, it was with a heavy heart that I looked down at my own feet.



I was standing next to a woman in rubber boots that cost $1oo and I was wearing a pair of unused doggie poo bags over my shoes.



Jeesh. 



I guess I really am my father's daughter.


















3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha! This made me laugh out loud! . . . Well, at least they were UNUSED doggie poop bags!

Doug Jamieson said...

I love this on several levels.

First, I agree with your Dad about Canadian ingenuity. I have seen many examples of this as a lad growing up in rural Ontario. I had an uncle who invented at least one amazing, ingenious, thing every week! Unfortunately none were commercially viable.

Second, I am a child of Depression-era parents who never threw anything out. We had the same experience as you when my sister and I cleaned out my late mother's basement.

Third, I am now turning into my parents, because I keep everything "just in case." We moved into a new house 5 years ago, and the basement is now overflowing with this stuff.

Finally, we use the same brand of diggie poop bags as you. What an amazing coincidence.

The Episcopagan said...

Ha ha. I'm struggling with the 'Child of Depression Era Parents' thing right now myself.

I expect the basement in my little townhouse will look exactly like your basement.

Did anyone document your uncle's inventions? Wpould love to read about them!

As for the doggie poo bags, they fit nicely over ladies size 7s. You may want to feed your dog more so you can buy bigger bags.